A bit more about Mum and Dad....

Woof Woof!

So let me tell you a bit more about some of the other uprights in my life.

There’s mum, she a photographer, which I think means she takes people to a big dark room with lots of flashing lights in and makes them stand in the middle wearing bunny costumes, santa outfits or superman costumes, whilst she points a big black box at them then she flashes the lights and makes a click sound at the same time – or at least that’s what happens to me when she takes me to work.

Dad – he’s really funny, actually Mum and Dad make each other laugh a lot, then they usually jump on me and tickle me so that I can join in – they’re cool. Not quite sure what Dad does but it involves heaving lots of HUGE grey boxes around, lots of grey cabling and lots of disco lights, Mum says he’s always making a lot of noise – I think it’s something to do with parties, though I don’t know what they are either but I don’t think chicken is involved.

Right now I can smell a chicken roasting in the oven. I always feel it’s important to stand guard in the vicinity of the oven at these times to prevent any unwanted chicken interference activity that may preclude my getting some. I’d better go and lie prostrate before the oven, making sure I’m right in the way, in the middle of the kitchen, just to keep the chicken safe and remind the uprights of my chicken needs……gotta go………………(runs off purposefully)