I'm so scarey.........

Woof Woof!

Yeah, Happy Flippin' Halloween, bet i really scared you in my 'oh so realistic' evil pumpkin costume..........yes, you can come out from behind the sofa, it's only me.

I can't believe Mum's stuffed me into this outfit, makes the Bunny costume look like Prada, pumpkin's the new black, don't you know.

Can someone please stop her, it's so humiliating, i mean, i know i devour all the biscuits she bribes me with when we're doing silly pics (i can't help myself)but i'm a laughing stock in the online little fella community, and have you ever seen a little fellah laugh.....????? - This is serious.

Anyway, I've got my revenge - I've just put the costume on ebay tee hee hee, cunning eh? i'll never have to wear it again, just don't tell her!